I clogged the kitchen sink with a watermelon. It happens sometimes. I wanted to deal with the problem myself but what I discovered was strange, really strange. The pipes were twisted and tangled together in an odd, convoluted pattern. I couldn't figure out how to fix it, but it looked like it would take a lot of effort and time to untangle them.

I was about to give up when I saw something . It was a small, brown box. It had a note attached to it. The note said, "I found this under the sink. It's a watermelon. If you can figure out how to fix it, I'll give you a dollar."

I was never so embarrassed in my life. I knew I couldn't fix the watermelon, but I was also embarrassed that I had given away a dollar to someone that couldn't even fix their own watermelon. I quickly locked the door to the kitchen and went to the store to buy a new watermelon.